Yikes, that’s gay
Original Story/ twitter.com
It’s 2020 and despite scientific research on homosexuality, twitter experts are still debating what it means to be gay. So according to twitter, if you have been doing any of these things, yikes that’s gay.
1. Getting murdered by a man
Somebody said you gay if you get murdered because you let a man take yo breath away https://t.co/6z8RjIi8J6
— D. Ellis 1st of His Name.. (@DellisWrites) February 20, 2020
2. Loving your Father / Son?
YOU A FAGGOT IF YOU GREW UP WITH A FATHER CAUSE THAT MEANS FOR AT LEAST DECADE OF YOUR LIFE YOU WERE CALLING ANOTHER NIGGA DADDY.
— Tkozub (@ThatNiggaAFool) February 6, 2014
Twitter shows me everyday why some folks don’t need to have kids pic.twitter.com/jgTCfNVSfF
— Maybe: Jacoby (@Getthebagcoach) February 19, 2020
3. Playing video games
Some nigga said you gay “If ya created player in 2K looks nothing like you, cuz you tryna build the perfect Nigga” https://t.co/2zvyy7tS4g
— #1 Indiana Fever Fan (@illfuckinwill) February 21, 2020
4. Having Birthdays
Somebody told me it was gay to have a birthday cake
— kylegotjokes (@kylegotjokes2) February 20, 2020
5. Having Friends
— AOC stan account (@Dae__B) February 21, 2020
Somebody told me it's gay to say friends instead of homies
— Ani The Muse (@ZianiAni_) February 21, 2020
6. Supporting your trans child
Dwayne wade is a closet bisexual and thats why he’s obsessed with his son’s sexuality
— I indentify as white (@ameerasjuice) February 11, 2020
7. Eating a Banana
eating a banana like corn on the cob so no one thinks im gay
— DROP 808 ROCK (@lilaaron911) February 15, 2020
Eating a banana w/o breaking it up into pieces
— Haileigh Irving🗣 (@HaileighIrving) February 21, 2020
8. Listening to Music
That it’s gay to listen to R&B with headphones in because you lettin a nigga sing in yo ear https://t.co/S54MTuzIM5
— Bearded Glory (@KingTAT26) February 21, 2020
If you’ve ever done any of these, it’s not too late to stop cause like, yikes that’s gay.
This article is satire and we do not support homophobia of any kind. Being gay means attraction to the same gender and is totally natural.
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